he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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