How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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