dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We are all done wearing pants today
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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