these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
