i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
