My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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