I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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