Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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