She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
