In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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