Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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