So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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