if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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