Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Randomize
