we're blogging at a bar
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
this is an emotional support booty call
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
