Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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