New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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