whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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