Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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