it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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