I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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