So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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