I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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