i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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