i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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