there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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