dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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