don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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