lets start a swedish sibling band together
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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