I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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