What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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