Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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