And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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