Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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