Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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