like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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