we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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