He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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