all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Randomize
