And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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