Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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