he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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