i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We are all done wearing pants today
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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