if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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