Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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