at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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