tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
they call him Oral-B. enough said
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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