My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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