I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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