just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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