How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
