You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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