Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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