He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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