Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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